Let Me Show You My Grandkids

There is that dreaded moment, when you are talking to someone at a party or a meeting.
First, she is talking about her children, grandchildren, and/or cats and dogs.
Which you find terribly boring because there is no way you could be as excited about a stranger’s children, grandchildren, and/or cats and dogs as she would be herself.
But you are ever so polite and smile and nod appropriately and maybe even encourage the conversation.
And then that dreaded moment occurs. Sigh.
She reaches for her phone, and you know, you just know, that she is about to inundate you with numerous pictures of her children, grandchildren, and/or cats and dogs.

“Let me show you,” she says exuberantly.
And you nod and smile politely.
And that encourages her.
And she shows you more and more pictures.
“Aren’t they just the most adorable…!” she says nearly tearing up.
And all you really want to do is escape, but the party has only just started or the meeting hasn’t yet started.
And you are trapped.
And the pictures keep coming.
And keep coming.
And keep coming.
“Just one more,” she says.
Just.
One.
More.

I’ve never shown people pictures of my children, grandchildren, and/or cats and dogs.
But perhaps now is the time.
When someone shows me their children, grandchildren, and/or cats and dogs, now I can respond in kind.

Come, my friend.
Come and meet my children, grandchildren, and/or cats and dogs.

This is my daughter.  She works as an office manager.  She has five kids.  You’ll meet them all!  Aren’t you as excited as I am? 
Here are my daughter’s twins.  They look so much alike, don’t you think? 
This is my grandson.  He is so cute.  He just started potty-training. 
This is my granddaughter.  She loves to help her mom with the cleaning. 
Her sister likes to help with cleaning too. 
This is my son.  He’s a writer.  And he also has five kids.  I can’t wait to show them to you!
My son’s daughter is such a bookworm. 
His other daughter loves to read too. 
My grandson likes to make crafts.  He’s very creative, like his father. 
My other grandson is usually tight-lipped.  He hardly ever talks.  Very introverted. 
This is my granddaughter’s puppy.  Lordy that dog drools. 
And this is my youngest grandchild.  He’s just a few months old and we’re trying to help him with his diaper rash. 
This is my youngest son.  He isn’t married.  Probably because he has such a big mouth.  We can’t get him to shut up. 
This is our pet hedgehog, named ‘Pebbles’.
This is my cat.  We call her ‘Mushroom’. 
And this is my brother.  He likes his ‘50s haircut. 
And oh, oh, I can’t forget.  This is my favourite pet, my goose, named ‘Shadow’.  Don’t you just love my children, grandchildren, and/or cats and dogs!?

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