The texts:
Boss: By chance, do you have a barista orientation package handy?
Peon: No sir, but I could grind one out for you.
Boss: Nothing already made?
Peon: No, but I’ll whip one up.
Boss: Nothing in the files?
Peon: I couldn’t find one; I’ll just brew up a document.
Boss: Do you have time?
Peon: It won’t be a latte of work.
Boss: Okay, but it’s always easier to edit an existing one.
Peon: True, so I’ll just aroma around the Internet to look for a sample.
Boss: How’s your progress on the orientation package?
Peon: I’ve bean thinking about it.
Boss: Really? Nothing written yet?
Peon: Well, I doughnut really know what to put in the orientation yet.
Boss: Okay, but I really need it soon.
Peon: Well, I just found a sample; I’ll milk it for all it’s worth.
Boss: Can I have a draft by noon?
Peon: Sure. I’ll try to dot my i’s and cross my teas.
Boss: It’s the end of the day, and I don’t have a draft of the barista orientation in hand.
Peon: I bagels your pardon, but it might take a couple of days now.
Boss: A couple of days? You said you had time today!
Peon: I’m overloaded with work now and I don’t really give a frappe about your orientation package.
Boss: What? Are you trying to get fired?
Peon: Maybe I’m not espresso-ing myself clearly. I quit!