I read quite a bit, probably close to 130 books per year. My friends often inquire as to my current reading material, but my answers sometimes seem to bore them. So, I created a handful of silly answers I could use in a pinch.
What are you reading?
- I’m reading a book about how butter is made. I’ve written lots of notes in the margarines.
- I’m reading a book about clouds. It’s very uplifting.
- I just read a book about the history of chairs. I finished it in one sitting.
- I’ve been reading about the servants of medieval knights. It’s a real page turner.
- I’ve been reading about the different human organs. The appendix was quite interesting.
- I’ve been listening to the audio book, How to Be a Mime.
- I’ve been leafing through a book about trees.
- I’ve been reading about elephants. It’s in a large-print format.
- I’ve been reading about the history of British corporations. I have the limited edition.
- I’ve been reading a book about how money is produced. It’s in mint condition.
- I’m reading a book about endangered species. I picked it up in the rare book section.
- I’m reading an interesting book about how to remain anonymous. It was signed by the author.
- I’m reading about the history of pathology. I have the uncut version.